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i FUCKING CANNOT
Things that Rumple has in his Castle:
- Hook’s freaking HAND. He kept Hook’s hand and put it on a pedestal.
- Mjollnir. He has MJOLLNIR. As in, the Hammer of THOR.
- Yensid’s hat. HI, Disney!
- The Golden Fleece. As in, THE Golden Fleece.
- and Cogsworth!
- The really important AXE OF DESTINY from Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
- Genie’s lamp!
- Robin Hood’s bow (though we knew that one).
- The trident. Or at least a trident.
- Aaaaand, of course, the Holy Grail (though not according to Indiana Jones).…….This is what I’ve been doing instead of responding, tonight. Capping Skin Deep for the crazy things that Rumple has in his castle.
Hardcore jacket porn.
Those are amazing jackets.
OH MY GOD
jacket porn indeed
if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit
just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin
ḱerberos means “spotted”
hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot
Beth, this is for you.
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